Rise And Shine
by Jase
URL: http://www.area52hkh.net/asj/jase/riseands.php
Summary: Meddle not in the sleep of archaeologists...for you are crunchy and taste good with ketchup
It was a damn fine morning, yessir,sun was just burning the slightest bit of orange into the sky, he had three WHOLE days off ahead of him and he'd just gotten his running shoes in broke in to where he liked them. Pulling the hooded sweat shirt on, Mitchell savored the idea of not being on a short leash. True, it wasn't enough time off to really get under the hood of the 'Stang and put a serious torque on it,and there was always the possibility that his cell phone would buzz. Ok so the leash was shorter than he was letting on,but.....carpe diem and all that happy jazz.
He bounced on the balls of his toes, feeling the Reeboks give. On his coffee table lay the scattered remains of take-out boxes, from some Peruvian resturant. Peruvian of all the damned things. Part of Jackson's "expand your horizons" plan. They could keep the Pico Sour,*he winced* but the pumpkin fritters were downright tasty. And now, it was time to run em off. He headed for the door, then stopped with a sly grin.
Well, turnabout was fair play.
He switched directions and headed for the bedroom, where buried under quilts and pillows lay a Daniel shaped lump. He kicked the foot of the bed. The good Doctor could wake up swinging, had a hell of a right hook too. No movement. He propped his foot aganst the footboard and jiggled the whole bed.
"Rise and shine Wingman, time to pound the pavement and get the old juices flowing." he repressed a lewd comment, and woggled the footboard again. "Jump up, lets see if we can't find something better than coffee to get you enthused about life."
The lump shifted under the assault and a muffled "blurgh" ish sounding noise came from it.
"Caught in a cave in Jackson? Looks like I'm going to have to dig you out. " one pillow came away easy enough but the second was held in a death grip and clamped over Daniel's head. Cam tugged. Daniel tugged back. Cam grinned and tugged. Daniel growled *possibly*a Jaffa obscenity and veins stood out in his hand as he he resisted Cam. That was as effective as tugging on a rope to get a dog to drop it. Cam tugged back harder.This time the message was loud, and much clearer.
"NO. GO. A. WAY....NOW"
"Woa, crank-kee." both hands thrown up in mock surrender Mitchell took a step back, grinning widely. "Come on, we're burning daylight." The barest hint of dawn rosegreyed the sky. "Roll out and let's see if we can't expand your horizons a bit."
Teeth flashing, grinning at his own clever poke at Daniel, Cam bounced from foot to foot, slightly jogging in place. Just to show Daniel how much fun he was missing.Daniel began to lift the pillow; Cam snapped his fingers, VICTORY was his."THERE ya go Jackson...crawl on outta there and let's...." he trailed off and quit bouncing around.
Deep under the pillow he could see the gleam of two shiny angry eyes, and what for a second he mistook for a toothy smile was just teeth. Bared teeth. Matter o fact, the good Doctor bore a definite resemblance to a movie gremiln...and not the fuzzy Gizmo type either. Mitchell subsided and Daniel growled out of his cave.
"Ever wonder why I obliterated System Lords Cam??" he paused for effect. "Be-caaause...they..woke.. me.. UP." The pillow slammed back down.
Drowsing, Daniel heard the bedroom door shut veeery quietly and smiled. Sometimes, it paid off to take a page out of Jack's playbook when dealing with Cam. The last thing he realised before he slipped back to unconcious bliss was he could smell fresh coffee perking.
