I Like Carrots
by Merlin7
URL: http://www.area52hkh.net/asm/merlin7/carrots.php
Summary: Not supplied
"What are you doing?"
John looked up from the book he was reading. Not War and Peace, which he had brought with him. He was reading some *Bodice-ripping* romance novel that Elizabeth had dared him to read. It was beyond ridiculous with all the moaning and clothes ripping and such, but John found himself enjoying it for the amusement factor. Sometimes what he read made him laugh out loud. But he held up the book as he locked eyes with Rodney. "I'm reading," he pointed out.
Rodney shook his head. "Not that." He pointed to the other thing in John's hand. A thick, long, carrot.
"I'm eating." John was wondering if Rodney had suddenly turned stupid.
"You're not eating," Rodney shot back. "You were sucking on it."
John frowned in confusion. He vaguely remembered doing that. "So?" he challenged. "Sucking...biting. What's the difference?"
Rodney moaned and fell to his knees next to the bed. "The difference is, eating the carrot is less erection inducing than sucking on it." And as he spoke, Rodney was rubbing his crotch.
"Oh." John watched Rodney's hand a moment, then he batted it aside to feel it for himself. "Yep. You're hard as a rock." John smirked then sucked the tip of the carrot into his mouth to see the effect it would have on Rodney. The moan that erupted from the Astrophysicist shot straight to John's own cock. He ended up biting the carrot. That made Rodney moan again. John chewed, swallowed, then said, "So...what should we do about this problem?" His tone was highly suggestive.
"I know exactly what to do!" Rodney growled. Then he pounced and the book and the carrot went flying across the room.
John found himself flat on his back with a wild-eyed Rodney kneeling over him. Then he felt fingers clenched in his shirt and a tearing sound. Rodney had just ripped open his shirt. John was stunned. And a bit miffed. It was his favorite shirt. But when he opened his mouth to protest, he found a tongue stuffed in it, effectively silencing him. And as he was kissed like there was no tomorrow, John felt a hand freeing his cock, then fingers stroking him to release. Then those same fingers in his ass, stretching him and he knew what was coming next.
Rodney broke the kiss but only so he could lave John's ear with his tongue. He was panting heavily as he whispered, "God I'm am going to fuck you raw for teasing me."
"I wasn't...I wasn't teasing...you...Rodney.." It was hard to talk when a thick cock was being shoved inside him. It hurt, of course, but not in a bad way. And Rodney knew just how to distract him until he was totally breeched. John wrapped his legs around Rodney's waist to hold him still for a moment, then strong fingers clamped on his thighs, lifting his legs over Rodney's shoulders. Then John felt his body being rocked by the force of Rodney's thrusts. "God..that's good!" John gasped, as Rodney shifted his angle and ground his tip against John's prostrate.
"You have..no..idea.." Rodney grunted. Then he was gripping John's hips with his fingers, holding him as he pounded into him mercilessly.
John felt Rodney's release pulsing into him. Then his legs were allowed to slide off Rodney's shoulders, but the deflating cock stayed inside him as Rodney collapsed over him. "Was it good for you?" John asked, a smirk curving his lips.
Rodney kissed him again then whispered, "I have this thing about carrots. And I have this thing about you. So...sorry."
"Don't be sorry. It was great." John combed his fingers through Rodney's hair. "You ripped my shirt though."
"You don't need it." Rodney snuggled his head into John's chest. "You should always be naked. And you should eat lots of carrots."
John snorted. "Any other vegetables you like?" He was thinking about a part of the book he had been reading where bondage had been involved.
Rodney lifted his head to look at John. "Cucumbers are good. I like those alot." As he spoke, desire smouldered in his eyes.
"I love cucumbers," John replied. And as he felt Rodney stirring to hardness once again inside him. John wracked his brain to figure out on which planet he remembered seeing cucumber like veggies.
