A Southpark Foothold From Marklar
by Mitch H
URL: http://www.area52hkh.net/asm/mitchh/southpar.php
Summary: From the Southpark episode where the gang go to the planet, Marklar where everyone is named Marklar. I think that fits for the Foothold alien's language. However, it makes this very hard to read. In this story Marklar is yelling at Marklar, and Marklar is issuing orders to his underling, Marklar
Daniel impersonator cursed loudly. "Marklar! Mik tok, gor mak! Marklar—"
"Activate your translation device, Marklar!" the invader's commander shouted.
"I do not wish to accompany the O'Neill impersonator. He informs me we must continue to carry out all aspects of our copied beings. I do not wish to engage in future aspects—"
"Marklar! You will accompany the O'Neill being to capture the Carter original. Obey me!" the commander shook his alien fliangie.
"Mik tok, Marklar!" Daniel impersonator whaled.
"You have been instructed to use your translator device. And don't bother repeating that biologically impossible statement, Marklar!"
"Impossible? He wants to insert his tok into my mik!" Daniel impersonator exclaimed, his alien-disguised eyes opening wider.
"Into your ... Oh dear," the alien commander said, tilting his head to the side as he regarded Daniel impersonator's disguised ass.
"The O'Neill impersonator insists it is what original O'Neill would be doing to original Daniel during the entire trip!"
"Then you must submit to such an act. You must maintain the subterfuge. The humans must not be allowed to suspect any unusual behavior."
"But my mik is already sore, Marklar! He stuffed his tok in there five times already this morning."
"Listen, Marklar, for God and Country, for the sanctity of our world, the future plans of conquest, for all the little Marklars back home you must let O'Neill impersonator insert his tok into your mik. It is your duty."
"Mik tok!" Daniel impersonator swore as he stormed off to board a plane in search of Sam Carter. "Who knew being a Marklar Archaeologist was so hard on one's mik!"
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