URL: http://www.area52hkh.net/asm/msheep1/canigetu.php
Summary: Jack and Daniel in bed.
Info: This was written for the LJ Bed a thon and follows on from We Got the Giggles, but I think this one is best read first.
"Can I get up now?"
"You can't."
"I can and I will."
"You can't get up, Jack, you're dead."
"Dead?"
If I were dead and this were the afterlife, I guess being in bed with Daniel was as good a place as heaven, 'cos I surely would not be entering the pearly gates.
"Well, not dead, dead, but, dead not breathing."
"Oh, well in that case..."
"Jack, you're not helping."
"How can I, I'm dead." And saying this with 'air quotes' may not have been my best move to date.
Daniel muttered something.
"Did you just say 'if only', Daniel?"
I hear a big sigh. "Daniel?"
"I know it's my fault that you can't breathe and I know I should have kept my mouth shut, but...mmph!"
I don't know about keeping his mouth shut, but one of the most effective ways of shutting Daniel up is to kiss him...hard and long.
"Jaaaaack." His pathetic excuse of a whine, that sounded liked amused consent, made me smile, lie back and think of...England.
Daniel looked at me affectionately and it made my heart go pitter pat, sap that I am.
"Can I breathe for you now, Jack?"
"Daniel, you are every breath that I take."
Funny how a lesson in CPR turned into a session of sweaty sex.

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