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Summary: Sometimes a stich in time is not what's needed:-)
"Jack?"
"JACK!"
"Oof, you didn't have to kick me. This had better be good. I have to be on watch at 0500 hours."
"The tent is leaking."
"WHAT?"
"The. Tent. Is. Leaking. I'm lying in a big wet patch."
"You always say that. You should be used to it by now!"
"Do you hear me laughing? I'm not joking. I can hear the rain dripping through the canvas."
"Time to get out your sewing kit."
"The only thing I'm gonna be stitching together is your big mouth."
"Well c'mon then."
"Where?"
"I have a sleeping bag built for two, Danny-boy."

Author's Note: Thanks for reading:-)