More Joy Of Text
by Pie
URL: http://www.area52hkh.net/asp/pie/morejoyo.php
Summary: Jack wants Daniel to discover his textuality; but Daniel knows what really floats his boat!
Daniel?
Ys?
How was it for you?
You R a prick, Jack.
I have a huge prick? So I've been told on many occasions.
Wel dn't wori, coz D chncs of u bing told agin r luking slim 2 none@ D momnt. I've alwys admired Ms. Bobbit.
Daniel! Don't kick a guy when he's down.
Hav U quite finishD?
You could say I reached completion. Don't expect the little General to be saluting anytime soon.
Not anywhere near me he wont b, datz 4 suR. How d hell R U goin 2 explain d damp patch.
I'm going to have an unfortunate accident with the coffee pot.
It wiL scald U.
Not a chance. You're not here, remember? It’s been on the table for three days!
U hav no shAm. I dun BelEv a wrd of it! Getin yorself off wi yor ceL fone in a briefing inside a military bAs surrounded by a Lieutenant-Colonel, a Jaffa warrior & SG-5. Ther's a wrd 4 dat, Jack.
Horny?
Perverted.
I'm afraid my orgasm didn't go entirely unnoticed.
It...didn't?
I shouted your name at the crucial moment.
WHAT?
It's okay, fortunately Carter was just talking about the SGC Christmas fair and assumed I was actually listening when she asked for volunteers to be Santa's Elves.
Oh God!
Apparently she thinks you'll look great in green Lycra. So do I. Guess who's being Santa?
NOOOOOOOOOO
If you're a good boy you can sit on my lap and I'm sure I'll find you a big present if I have a rummage around.
I hope U lke D couch, Cos U're goin 2 B ZZZZ on it until Xmas.
Daniel Jackson! You're just jealous. I think you've lost your loving feeling. You need textual healing, LMAO. I'll get you out of the Elf thing if you have some nice phone sex with me.
No way M I stiKN my ceL dwn my trousers jst 2 mAk U :-). I'll nevr b abL 2 uz it 'gen.
Your phone or your dick?
Don't wori bout it. U wont b getin Ur h&z on eithR.
You could bring up that picture of me in the shower I know you have on there. It might help you to fantasise.
F we R talkin bout fantasies Ill brng ^ d pictuR I hav of Lieutenant Marks. Dat wiL definitely hlp.
Daniel! Just do it. I know you want to.
N.O. spllz no.
You want to.
I do not.
Yes, you do.
No, I don't.
So do.
Nope.
Do
Jack, U hav a serious text addiction & U need help.
The only thing I have is a Daniel addiction and the only known cure is frequent hot sex.
It wud b hard 2 b mor frequent.
Well it would have to be hard, yes. Kinda defeats the object otherwise.
Ooooooooooooh.
You okay Danny?
OOOOOOOOOOH.
?
Ah ah ah ah aaaaaaaaaaaaaaah.
You're doing it, right?
OH MY GOD.
Okay calm down, I mean it’s good, it’s not THAT good.
Yes, yes, yes.
You sly dog. You act like butter doesn't melt, but underneath you're just like any regular guy when getting your rocks off.
Will you shut up Jack?
Hey! You still need me to give you the buzz to have a good time.
No I don't. D History Channel iz shONg dat gr8 specL on d Rosetta stOn. Go awA Jack. Man, DIS rly floats my boat.
Daniel? You're kidding me?
Hav U NE cigRets n D hows?
Finis.
Author's Note: Thanks for reading:-)
