Mine's Bigger

by Sistine

URL: http://www.area52hkh.net/ass/sistine/minesbig.php
Summary: Jack gets envious over something of Daniel's.
Info: Written for the Seven Deadly Sins challenge at Pepe's Place. Prompt: Envy

"Mine's bigger than yours."

"Is not."

"Is too."

"Is not."

Daniel paused and looked down Jack's body again. "Yep, definitely bigger."

"Oh, for crying out loud, Daniel, it is not! See?" Jack used his hand to measure both things in question. "Mine's clearly bigger by half an inch."

"But you stretched yours when you measured it," Daniel pointed out. "Therefore mine's bigger."

"But mine has to be bigger," Jack whined, not prepared to give in.

"Why? Because you're the colonel?" Daniel, literally, wasn't going to give Jack an inch on this.

"No, because I'm taller than you are, therefore everything has to be proportionally bigger," the colonel replied logically - well, logic according to him, anyway.

"That doesn't make any sense, Jack. It doesn't matter how tall you are - they come in all different shapes and sizes, remember?" Daniel flopped onto his back, unable to believe the discussion they were currently having. Of all the things to discuss in bed...

"I know that..." Jack started to say.

"So what you're saying is that anyone who is taller than you must have a bigger one, is that right?" Daniel interrupted his lover.

"Well, I know Teal'c does," Jack huffed; he was a teensy bit envious about that too but he would never admit that to the Jaffa.

"And why were you looking at Teal'c?" Daniel questioned, turning his head towards Jack to see his reaction.

"I can't help it. You know how Teal'c likes to parade naked in the locker room," Jack protested his innocence. "One can't help but see it."

Daniel grinned. "Jack, I promise you, your scar is still sexy even if it is smaller than mine."

"Sexier than yours?"

Knowing that if he replied in the negative there would be no sex tonight, Daniel stated, "Yes, Jack, sexier than mine." Then he set about proving just that.