Cynical_Coat

The Glowing Of The Shrew

Date Archived: Nov 18, 2006 Pairing: McKay/Other, Sheppard/Other, McKay/Sheppard Categories: Episode Related, First Time, Humor, Drama Season/Episode: Sanctuary

Size: 150kb Part 4: If you don't take into account the fact that all of this is my fault, I blame this small part completely and utterly (not to mention totally) on Ellex. Having Chaya say 'No one rejects pleasure when it is offered freely' put me in mind of the fact that one might reject pleasure if, say, the price was too steep? It was just too good an idea to pass up, so I ran with it. - Cynical Part 6: My sincerest apologies to the late great Douglas Adams for appropriating and mangling the title of his wonderful book. Eternal gratitude goes to the brilliant and talented Kamelion for telling me how the final confrontation should go. Without her excellent advice, I'd still be stuck in the diner. This isn't exactly an SG-1 crossover, and I don't think you need to be familiar with it, but parts of this refer to the SG-1 episode 8.18 'Threads'. There's also a reference to the SGA Season 1 episode 'Home' - Ellex Part 7: The end of this story would not have been possible without the brilliant and generous help of Kamelion, who literally told me exactly how the plot should resolve. It's entirely my fault that it took so long to actually write it. I mean it, Kam - I owe you. A big thank you to Cynical Coat, for jumping into my twisted little idea so enthusiastically and making this so much more than one little piece of smutty tentacle!sex PWP. I'm sorry that you didn't have the time to write the ending - I would have loved to see what you came up with. On the other hand, I'm kind of glad to have written it myself - Ellex Rating: NC-17 Warnings: Adult Themes, Language, Non-con Spoilers: Sanctuary

Summary: She's baaaaack! Chaya wants a lot more from Sheppard and McKay than they're willing to give, but how can they convince her to leave them alone?

The Tango Rodney

Date Archived: May 11, 2005 Pairing: McKay/Sheppard Categories: Humor, Challenge Response, PWP Season/Episode: Any

Size: 34kb Rating: NC-17 Warnings: None Spoilers: None

Summary: Rodney has a melt down, and Elizabeth gives him an ultimatum: Find a way to relieve some tension, or be relieved of duty!

Knock Down, Drag Out    Part: 1/6 of The Mirror Of Emotions

Date Archived: Oct 25, 2004 Pairing: McKay/Sheppard Categories: None Season/Episode: Season 1

Size: 15kb Rating: R Warnings: None Spoilers: None

Summary: A disagreement escalates and Rodney is shocked to discover that he's more than a match for John when it comes to hand to... hand...

This Angry Nothing    Part: 2/6 of The Mirror Of Emotions

Date Archived: Oct 31, 2004 Pairing: McKay/Sheppard Categories: None Season/Episode: Season 1

Size: 15kb Rating: R Warnings: Adult Themes, Violence Spoilers: None

Summary: A disagreement escalates and Rodney is shocked to discover that he's more than a match for John when it comes to hand to... hand... ri~ight

Rainy Days, Mondays    Part: 3/6 of The Mirror Of Emotions

Date Archived: Oct 31, 2004 Pairing: McKay/Sheppard Categories: Romance, Angst, Humor Season/Episode: Any

Size: 14kb Rating: R Warnings: Adult Themes, Violence Spoilers: None

Summary: Rodney and Sheppard deal with the tribulations of couplehood after an ancient artifact forces them to face the truth

Out Of The Frying Pan    Part: 4/6 of The Mirror Of Emotions

Date Archived: Dec 22, 2004 Pairing: McKay/Sheppard Categories: Romance, Angst, Humor, First Time Season/Episode: Season 1

Size: 20kb Rating: NC-17 Warnings: Violence Spoilers: None

Summary: Rodney sits John down and has a chat about his past, and why it makes him so self-conscious

...into The Fire    Part: 5/6 of The Mirror Of Emotions

Date Archived: Jan 21, 2005 Pairing: McKay/Sheppard Categories: Romance, Angst, Humor, Smarm Season/Episode: Season 1

Size: 34kb Rating: R Warnings: Violence, Adult Themes Spoilers: None

Summary: Off-world, John breaks his word to Weir when he risks the lives of his team-mates to save Rodney

Through A Glass Darkly    Part: 6/6 of The Mirror Of Emotions

Date Archived: Mar 7, 2005 Pairing: McKay/Sheppard, Beckett/McKay, Sheppard/Other Categories: Angst, Established Relationship, Humor, Romance Season/Episode: Season 1

Size: 26kb Rating: NC-17 Warnings: None Spoilers: None

Summary: The epic that began with a challenge, ends with one as well... It fulfills the 'John bottoms and it effects the city somehow' challenge kinda... not sure who issued the challenge, but here you go regardless... Enjoy

Rodney Sighed    Part: 1/3 of The Near Miss Saga

Date Archived: Nov 14, 2004 Pairing: McKay/Sheppard Categories: Humor, Pre-Slash Season/Episode: Season 1

Size: 5kb Rating: PG Warnings: None Spoilers: None

Summary: None

Round Hole, Square Peg    Part: 2/3 of The Near Miss Saga

Date Archived: Jan 21, 2005 Pairing: McKay/Sheppard Categories: Humor, Season/Episode: Season 1

Size: 6kb Rating: R Warnings: None Spoilers: None

Summary: Sheppard has McKay watching duty on mission... and even though they kind of do, they don't

Fixation    Part: 3/3 of The Near Miss Saga

Date Archived: Mar 7, 2005 Pairing: McKay/Sheppard Categories: Humor, Lust, Pre-Slash Season/Episode: Season 1

Size: 6kb Rating: R Warnings: None Spoilers: None

Summary: Just another routine search of the Ancient city... So why does Rodney need an escort?

A Simple Game Of Touch

Date Archived: Feb 4, 2005 Pairing: McKay/Sheppard Categories: Challenge Response, Humor, Pre-Slash Season/Episode: Season 1

Size: 22kb Rating: NC-17 Warnings: None Spoilers: None

Summary: Rodney goes outside after John makes a potentially provocative bargain

Paperwork    Part: 1/4 of Misconstrued Misconduct

Date Archived: Dec 31, 2004 Pairing: McKay/Sheppard Categories: Humor, Pre-Slash Season/Episode: Any

Size: 2kb Rating: R Warnings: None Spoilers: None

Summary: Rodney brought a little piece of home to the Pegasus Galaxy... and so what if he didn't *exactly* get permission first

Dropping At The Eaves    Part: 2/4 of Misconstrued Misconduct

Date Archived: Dec 31, 2004 Pairing: McKay/Sheppard Categories: Humor, Pre-Slash Season/Episode: Any

Size: 3kb Rating: R Warnings: None Spoilers: None

Summary: Ford and Teyla overhear... well, *something*

Dart    Part: 3/4 of Misconstrued Misconduct

Date Archived: Dec 31, 2004 Pairing: McKay/Sheppard Categories: Humor, Pre-Slash Season/Episode: Any

Size: 8kb Rating: PG-13 Warnings: None Spoilers: None

Summary: Off-world Shep has to draw on his own first-aid skills to save Rodney

A Little Bit Of Cheer    Part: 4/4 of Misconstrued Misconduct

Date Archived: Jan 21, 2005 Pairing: McKay/Sheppard Categories: Angst, H/C, Season/Episode: Any

Size: 20kb Rating: PG Warnings: None Spoilers: Thirty Eight Minutes

Summary: Hope finds the most unlikely places to take root and grow

Coup De Grace    Part: 2/2 of All's Fair (Part 1 by Leah, Part 2 by Cynical_Coat)

Date Archived: Jan 21, 2005 Pairing: McKay/Sheppard Categories: Humor Season/Episode: Season 1

Size: 7kb Rating: R Warnings: None Spoilers: None

Summary: Rodney get's his spoils after his team wins a war game... and then gets a little more than he bargained for...

A Meeting With Dr. Weir

Date Archived: Jan 3, 2005 Pairing: McKay/Sheppard, Elizabeth Weir/Teyla (implied) Categories: Pre-Slash, Challenge Response Season/Episode: Season 1

Size: 6kb Rating: PG Warnings: None Spoilers: None

Summary: In order to keep her own sanity intact, Elizabeth decides it's past time to have a serious talk with John

Gift    Part: 1/2 of Gift

Date Archived: Dec 23, 2004 Pairing: McKay/Sheppard Categories: Humor, Angst, Romance Season/Episode: Season 1

Size: 14kb Rating: PG-13 Warnings: None Spoilers: Hide and Seek, Suspicion, Thirty Eight Minutes

Summary: It's Rodney's birthday, and Sheppard is full of surprises

Exchange    Part: 2/2 of Gift

Date Archived: Jan 3, 2005 Pairing: McKay/Sheppard Categories: Angst, Romance Season/Episode: Season 1

Size: 4kb Rating: PG Warnings: None Spoilers: None

Summary: Rodney thinks he's being mocked again... how far will John go to prove him wrong?

The Act

Date Archived: Dec 23, 2004 Pairing: McKay/Sheppard Categories: Humor, Angst Season/Episode: Season 1

Size: 11kb Rating: NC-17 Warnings: None Spoilers: None

Summary: Keeping up the act, in three acts

Calm

Date Archived: Dec 23, 2004 Pairing: McKay/Sheppard Categories: None Season/Episode: The Eye

Size: 3kb Rating: Unrated Warnings: Character Death Spoilers: None

Summary: John tries to stay focused in the failing light after the storm

Baggage    Part: 1/5 of John's Journal

Date Archived: Nov 9, 2004 Pairing: McKay/Sheppard Categories: Pre-Slash, H/C Season/Episode: Season 1

Size: 2kb Rating: R Warnings: None Spoilers: None

Summary: John write's in his journal as any wounded romantic does, without reserve

Holster    Part: 2/5 of John's Journal

Date Archived: Nov 15, 2004 Pairing: McKay/Sheppard Categories: Pre-Slash, H/C Season/Episode: Season 1

Size: 5kb Rating: R Warnings: None Spoilers: None

Summary: John writes in his journal as any wounded romantic does, without reserve

Closet    Part: 3/5 of John's Journal

Date Archived: Nov 15, 2004 Pairing: McKay/Sheppard Categories: Pre-Slash, H/C Season/Episode: Season 1

Size: 3kb Rating: R Warnings: None Spoilers: None

Summary: John writes in his journal as any wounded romantic does, without reserve

Skin    Part: 4/5 of John's Journal

Date Archived: Nov 15, 2004 Pairing: McKay/Sheppard Categories: Pre-Slash, H/C Season/Episode: Season 1

Size: 3kb Rating: R Warnings: None Spoilers: Hide and Seek

Summary: John writes in his journal as any wounded romantic does, without reserve

Release    Part: 5/5 of John's Journal

Date Archived: Nov 15, 2004 Pairing: McKay/Sheppard Categories: Pre-Slash, H/C Season/Episode: Season 1

Size: 2kb Rating: R Warnings: None Spoilers: None

Summary: John writes in his journal as any wounded romantic does, without reserve

Pawn Takes The King

Date Archived: Nov 14, 2004 Pairing: Sheppard/McKay/Beckett Categories: Humor Season/Episode: Season 1

Size: 6kb Rating: R Warnings: None Spoilers: None

Summary: An interesting game of chess takes an even more interesting turn